IF I WERE MUSEVENI:PART II

If I were Museveni,

I would wake up and tax anything.

If I were Museveni,

I would mind my house hold- not the people I govern.

For they are just subjects in my Kingdom.

If I were Museveni,

I would dictate the investment,

I would make Ugandans believe that it is part of reducing on the tax bulk,

Like the coffee bill will help Uganda so much.

If I were Museveni,

My pride, my love for blood,

My hate for truth

And my hypocrisy

Should never be visible,

It should be my personal secret.

If I were Museveni,

I would tell my son

To make his 48th birthday his first public gathering.

I would tell him to focus on ignorant youth.

If I were Museveni,

I would keep youth under my armpits,

I would keep them illiterate,

Removing political education in the syllabi would have been my best achievement.

If I were Museveni,

I would make youth believe that the Education they attained was perfectly sponsored by me.

They should believe that it is me who gave it to them for free.

If I were Museveni,

I would make the old believe that if they don't vote for me in every election,

There would be war,

Their children will be killed.

If I were Museveni,

I would make Ugandans too brain washed,

I would make them think of their lives by deploying army anywhere,

Torturing any anti-Musevenist would work best.

The Tired Poet.

2022.

GEORGE THE TIRED POET