IF I WERE MUSEVENI:PART II
If I were Museveni, I would wake up and tax anything. If I were Museveni, I would mind my house hold- not the people I govern. For they are just subjects in my Kingdom. If I were Museveni, I would dictate the investment, I would make Ugandans believe that it is part of reducing on the tax bulk, Like the coffee bill will help Uganda so much. If I were Museveni, My pride, my love for blood, My hate for truth And my hypocrisy Should never be visible, It should be my personal secret. If I were Museveni, I would tell my son To make his 48th birthday his first public gathering. I would tell him to focus on ignorant youth. If I were Museveni, I would keep youth under my armpits, I would keep them illiterate, Removing political education in the syllabi would have been my best achievement. If I were Museveni, I would make youth believe that the Education they attained was perfectly sponsored by me. They should believe that it is me who gave it to them for free. If I were Museve...