WHEN I TURN 48.

 (Ode to My Birthday)

When I turn 48,

I will be...

No!

I want to be general,

I want to be all,

I want to be law,

Constitution,money and a god.

When I turn 48,

I want to own a pot belly

Like the way I own everything,

I want to be fatty like I have never been on a field mission.

When I turn 48,

I want to curmudgeon,

I want to advise my father to advise me.

I want to be what my father wants me to be.

When I turn 48,

I will never entertain anyone's advice,

I will Urinate them direct in their heads to show them that,

 _Me and my father_ and the company we keep, Do not want any advice from a person leading a dying company.

When I turn 48,

I want to be a drunkard,

I want to be known to everyone that I drink beyond normal addiction,

The whole nation will have to know.

When I turn 48,

God!

I want to drink from every bar in every district in my _father's Kingdom_  ,

I want them to know that matters of economic development do not matter.

When I turn 48,

I will trap desperate idiots,

Who will be part of my project.

They,will help me waste my dad's money.

I will assure them,

My father does not have another male son- 

It will be me taking over his shoes.

When I turn 48,

I will remind everyone that,

Me and my father will never be joked about.

Writers should know their limits,

If they disobey,they will know the law in us,

They will leave _Our Kingdom_  by force.

They, can quarrel outside the boundary.

If I die, I die but,

When I turn 48,

I want to be like Muhoozi,

I want my father to appoint me to advise him to advise me,

So is my Crown Uncle.

© George William Ochago.

 The Tired Poet.

Happy birthday to me.

😁😁😁😁.