CELEBRATING A WOMAN IN STYLE.

📸Courtesy photo.

 IF I WERE MUSEVENI!

If I were Museveni,
I would keep calm the situation,
So that my son succeeds me like in Kingdoms.
I would try to teach him manners-to get the people's attention before becoming a dictator.
I would,teach my son Muhoozi,to respect other people's rights.
I would man him into some international figure-by allowing him torture civilians.

If I were Museveni,
I would tell my son not to force many in exile like Kakwenza the great,
Though I did the same to The Great Stella Nyanzi.
Keeping them in Uganda would not see the beginning of the end of my reign.
They were probably exercising freedom of Speech in a _"Free country"_ , forcing them in to exile,would make me a wrong parent, who is hatching a Curmudgeon in a son.

If I were Museveni, I would tell my son,Dr Kizza Besigye the great won the 2006 elections but I reigned, I would tell him years later the Prosperity for All movement was just to blind Ugandans.
If we're Museveni, I will explain very well how I won over Bobi Wine in the 2021 general elections, so that he keeps the strategy just to secure some youths' future.

If I were Museveni,  I would tell my son how to cheat even age limit by amending all the laws and bills in the Ugandan constitution.
I would tell him it's better to die in power if you have tortured many,than to die in Prison for torture and genocides.
I would tell him to continue looking for Kony and ADF rebels in the Congo for the next 60 years.

If I were Museveni, I would tell him to appoint people with names like Atwine in sensitive posts,just to keep the Banyakore legacy.
I would teach him to make Eastern, Northern and Karamoja regions the poorest, because in central it can't happen since all the administrative ministries are there.
Above all, Ankore land should be the richest region with better everything, from animal farms to public toilets.

If I were Museveni,
I would tell my son to appoint his wife as Minister for Education, technology and sports.
There no one will disturb his peace,for she will silence them by saying,she would talk to the president.
Yet at night they will be doing the something something.

If I was a Munyakore who has wrinkles with a stuttering old age voice and bald head, I would have been Museveni then.
But, am just a mere 'pig' as he usually refers to many who talk about him in a non-praising voice.

Since am not that Curmudgeon, I would celebrate a woman in Dr Stella Nyanzi, for taking care of the tortured brother's wounds-Kakwenza Rukiraba-chwezi.

Happy Women's Day-Mother of Justice and Freedom.

_"I wish I wrote the above as a Poem, It would be a sweet one"_

© George William Ochago.
Tired Poet .
https://tiredpoetlines.blogspot.com